Choose Your Own Zelda-I Hate Sand by SheWhoIsMany, literature
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Choose Your Own Zelda-I Hate Sand
Link pointed out to Fi that they needed another five tumbleweeds for various upgrades they still needed, and she nodded swiftly. A trip through the Gate of Time, a magical sending to the clouds, a frightening trip through the sky with Fi once again trying to learn how to fly a loftwing, and a somewhat safe landing later, the two found themselves in Lanaryu Desert. Immediately, a tumbleweed blew past them, and Fi quickly pulled out Link's bug-catching net and chased it. Swiping at it and failing miserably, the chase ended when the tumbleweed smashed into a wall and was destroyed. Fi turned to face Link, something like shame in her eyes. "I am
Choose Your Own Zelda-Missed It By That Much by SheWhoIsMany, literature
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Choose Your Own Zelda-Missed It By That Much
Link told the Great Fairy that he would greatly appreciate the ability to breathe underwater.
This wish caused the Great Fairy to laugh uproariously, because basically everything makes them do that. "Alright, hero, enjoy your wish! I've even added in some bonuses..." She blew him a kiss, winked, then all of a sudden Link's world went blank.
He wasn't sure exactly how long he was unconscious, but when he woke up he was lying on a field. His body felt odd, well, odder than it had so far. He pushed against the ground to get to his feet, but stopped when his hands came into his line-of-sight. His hands were small, feminine, and blue. Finishing
Choose Your Own Zelda-No Traces Left Behind by SheWhoIsMany, literature
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Choose Your Own Zelda-No Traces Left Behind
A strange criminal was prowling around Hyrule, moving from town to town, but often hitting Castle Town when he could. He stole everything that wasn't nailed down in a home, and in addition to that the owner of the home usually disappeared as well. All the victims were young women, and after five robberies the authorities were getting desperate. Sensing the dire threat this was, Princess Zelda personally appointed Link to take over the case, knowing how well he did with puzzles, the feats of skill he was capable of, and the sheer determination he had in his mission. Link looked over what was known, and soon decided on a course of action.
1. L
Choose Your Own Zelda-This Works, I Guess by SheWhoIsMany, literature
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Choose Your Own Zelda-This Works, I Guess
As the mask touched Link's face, he felt it immediately jump and cling on to him, the mask beginning to sear with raw magical energy. Link screamed, terrified of what was happening, but before he knew it the pain was gone, as was the mask. Instead, Link looked down to see that he now had the body of a Gerudo warrior, with the only difference being that his clothes were green instead of purple. The feeling of his large breasts being contained in a green top that was more of a brassiere than a shirt was both embarrassing and slightly arousing. Link turned to face the Happy Mask Salesman, and asked what exactly all this was.
To Link's irritatio
Choose Your Own Zelda-Ooh, Tingly! by SheWhoIsMany, literature
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Choose Your Own Zelda-Ooh, Tingly!
Shiek disappeared in a flash of light, his usual calling-card, and afterwards Link realized he was feeling pretty hurt, and he had an empty bottle or two. Luckily, the pots outside the room had a few fairy's in them, so he bottled two of them up and touched the third. For a moment it occurred to him that, kinda being a fairy himself now, maybe using fairy's wasn't the best idea. That thought came too late, however, as Link found his bruises and cuts healing, as normal, but instead of the fairy flying away afterwards it rushed into his chest and disappeared inside his body.
At first, Link just stood there, confused. Then, he felt a similar se
Choose Your Own Zelda-A New Hope by SheWhoIsMany, literature
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Choose Your Own Zelda-A New Hope
"...the Twilight Realm." Link's eyes lit up in recognition. "Exactly. I've been trying to see if there is some way to open a different portal to their realm, or to transport people and objects to and from." Zelda looked down at the black book in the center of her desk, the writing incomprehensible to Link. "Sadly, the only book I've been able to find that would be of any help is in ancient Shiekah, which has only been partially translated. I got lucky and found one ritual spell that I can translate all the steps for, but I can't get a good grasp on what the spell does."
Without having to be asked, Link immediately told her that he would help
Choose Your Own Zelda-Pedestal of What? by SheWhoIsMany, literature
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Choose Your Own Zelda-Pedestal of What?
Ultimately, the temptation of that mystery led Link back to the Temple of Time, standing in front of the Pedestal of Time. What would it do? Link let out a shaky breath, his voice still higher and breathier than he was used to, and pulled the Master Sword from it's scabbard. Then, with one swift, solid motion he drove it into the pedestal, and the world dissolved into bright, blue light.
When Link was able to see again, his hands were still grasping the pommel of the Master Sword, and they were still a ruddy brown, with thin feminine fingers. His curiosity nearly bursting out of him, Link looked down to find that he wasn't unchanged. He was
Choose Your Own Zelda-What Does This Do Exactly? by SheWhoIsMany, literature
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Choose Your Own Zelda-What Does This Do Exactly?
It took a few days for Zelda to get all of the key components needed for the ritual spell. Once she had them all, Zelda and Link met up in the castle's basement, and the princess made sure that the castle staff was under orders not to go down there for anything except a dire emergency. Once they found a large enough room, Link watched as Zelda drew a circle on the ground with chalk, and then formed an odd symbol on the circle, one that looked like an hourglass. At each of the four points where the hourglass symbol was contained within the circle, Zelda set down a magical reagent. A branch from an ancient tree, deep in the Faron Woods. A rock
Choose Your Own Zelda-IT'S A TRAP! by SheWhoIsMany, literature
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Choose Your Own Zelda-IT'S A TRAP!
True to his word, the very next day Link came back to the study. When he opened the door, however, the room was pitch black, with no candles or torches lit. He called out the Princess's name, worried something might have happened to her, and stepped inside the room. The second his feet were firmly inside the room, the door swung shut behind him and a ring of candles lit simultaneously around him in a circle, their dim blue light illuminating the face of Princess Zelda, standing just a few feet from him, her face displaying both fear and anticipation. Link tried to move, but couldn't, and asked her what was going on.
The Princess took a deep
Fire Emblem: Reawakening-Maribelle by SheWhoIsMany, literature
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Fire Emblem: Reawakening-Maribelle
"There's a degenerate on your right, darling," Robin heard from behind him. His wife was currently blasting their enemies with fire magic, while he was busy in a swordfight with a duelist in red. Robin had to restrain himself from laughing at her comment. He loved his wife to death, but sometimes her overly large vocabulary threatened to murder him with laughter.
As he replied to his opponent's thrust with a parry, he replied, "Honey, I understand we're fighting them to the death and everything, but why do you have to call them degenerates?"
She rolled her eyes at that. "Robin, my dear, these brutish thugs are dressed in the mos